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Spiritual fiction / humorPaperback · Ebook · Audiobook

G.O.D.

Galactic Order of Demonstration

What if the real Book of Laws was stolen, rewritten and distributed as the Bible, leaving out the good parts?

Turns out it was!

Lord, COO of the Galactic Order of Demonstration (G.O.D.), is gobsmacked when he discovers that his son Chip — once known on Earth as Jesus — never delivered G.O.D.’s original teachings to humanity.

The reason? Cretin, leader of the Elite Global Order (E.G.O.), stole the sacred text and created a version called the Bible — replacing a message of empowerment with one designed to keep souls obedient and unaware of their own creative power.

Now Chip must return to Earth and hire publicist Nanette Kenyon to reveal what was lost. There’s only one problem: Nanette can’t just promote the truth. She has to live it.

Discovering your power is one thing. Learning what to do with it is another.

Audiobook narrated by Amy · Unabridged · 6 hours 42 minutes

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Self-help · HumorPaperback

“That Better Be Caviar”

Self-Help via What You Think Your Cat Is Saying to You

Did you know your relationship with your cat is an insightful measure of the soundness of your mind?

How? The things you think your cat is saying to you tell you more about you than about your cat!

“That Better Be Caviar” offers a highly scientific (okay, not really) way to check your mental health and superb suggestions if things are looking a little unstable.

You know your cat.

You know yourself.

But do you?

Time to find out!

Reader reviews

From the reviews

G.O.D.

“It seeps into your soul in a way that you somehow see the world differently.”

Barbara Deutsch

“It is mischievous fun—a comedy with brains and heart that reminds us we are co-creators of our own reality.”

Julie King

“It is irreverent, saucy, humorous and truth telling. It sucked me into a world I didn’t want to leave.”

A’nah R.

“I repeatedly felt both surprise and delight as the story unfolded.”

Laureisen

“That Better Be Caviar”

“Lots of chuckles and maybe a surprise when you add up your score at the end! My only complaint was that it wasn’t longer.”

Linda Woods

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